"Cruelty To Animals"

(lyrics & vocals by Neil Harkins)

Ollie’s got a duck
I don’t like it
Ollie’s got a duck
I don’t like it
He’s got a duck
I’m gonna kick it
Kick that duck
Kick that duck
Kick that duck
Kick that duck
Kick that duck
Kick that duck
Kick that duck
Kick that duck

Stacey’s got a dog
It’s real ugly
Stacey’s got a dog
It’s real ugly
Stacey’s got a dog
It’s called Fuzzy
Shoot that dog
Shoot that dog
Shoot that dog
Shoot that dog
Shoot that dog
Shoot that dog
Shoot that dog
Shoot that dog

Teacher’s got a bird
It keeps screaming
Teacher’s got a bird
It keeps screaming
Teacher’s got a bird
I wanna eat him
Eat that bird
Eat that bird
Eat that bird
Eat that bird
Eat that bird
Eat that bird
Eat that bird
Eat that bird

I’m cruel to animals
I’m cruel to animals
I’m cruel to animals
And I hate DSPCA