"Skaters, You Suck!"

(lyrics & vocals by Neil Harkins)

Shoot the skaters
Think they’re tough
Kill them all
Drop a bomb
Drop a bomb
Drop a bomb

Towns are burning
Court’s adjured
All the dropouts
Out of work
Out of work
Out of work

You’ll be nothing
You’ll be something
There’ll be lots of parties
You’ll be bored
You suck!

Quarter pipes
Vision wear
Scabby knees
Stupid hair
Stupid hair
Stupid hair

Shoot the skaters
Think they’re tough
Kill them all
Drop this bomb
Tom’s a bonehead
Bird’s a jerk
Dopey dropout
Out of work
Quarter pipes
Vision Wear
Scabby knees
And stupid hair
Stupid names
For stupid tricks
Skating’s how they get their…

Shoot the skaters
Think they’re tough
Kill them all
Drop a bomb
Drop a bomb
Drop a bomb

Won’t be nothing
Won’t be something
Won’t make tons of money
You’ll be poor!
You suck!